Saturday, April 27, 2013

The 10 comMANdments

1. Either you be a real warm blooded gentleman, or you can be a despicable moron. Being a moron acting like a good manner man, doesn't do the trick. Play tricks, why not try circus?

2. Do as you preach, preach within your abilities. You can bark like a mad dog, and only a mad dog you will be. If you can really do what you intend to say, then just do it. Or else, shut up and let the dogs out.

3. Success is not measured by how well you show off. Real failure is not knowing this.

4. Love and be realistic about love. A casanova is like honey attracting bees. You will enjoy the attention, until you get sting.

5. If you must break a girl's heart today, make sure she is not someone you spend your whole damn life with. Yes, your whole DAMN life.

6. You think you are more superior than your wife? Then you are probably right. And most probably, she just left you.

7. Ego makes you feel good. So do rat poison. It kills both man and mice so slowly, dying a rotten death.

8. To be unfaithful to your partner is not a sin. Because your partner would have known it by now, and your best buddy the lucky guy. Hey man, what comes around...goes around?

9. You can be angry. But you cannot be rude. You can be unwise, but there's no help if you are plain dumb.

10. There is no equality of gender. Only mutual respect. Love him/her just the same way you want to be loved in return. This is law of equality.

© ar•te•nus\

1 comment:

  1. tsskk....tsskkk.... hahaha. hi-five babydoll!

    shawn

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